Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz: The Swampy New Symbol of Trump’s America
So let’s get this straight. Florida just built a prison — in the middle of the damn Everglades — and called it a solution to immigration. They’re calling it a “detention center,” but let’s be real: it’s a concentration camp with alligators. And the GOP is proud of it. This isn’t satire. This is America in 2025. They call it “Alligator Alcatraz,” and while the nickname might sound like a rejected cartoon villain lair, it’s deadly serious. We're talking about a remote, barbed-wire-laced, flood-prone swamp facility housing up to 5,000 immigrants — many of whom haven’t committed any crimes beyond seeking a better life. Oh, and it flooded within a day of opening. Because of course it did. Because when you build a prison in the middle of a swamp on sacred Indigenous land, what the hell do you expect? --- A Billion Dollars to Prove We’re Tough? The setup cost alone? $450 million. Expected annual operating cost? Another $450 million. All so DeSantis and Trump can flex on Fox News and look ...